*DISCLAIMER: The Spirit of Intent just inspired me to write these two jokes. So, if you don’t like them…take it up with God and leave me out of it, okay?
It was the holiday season in New York City and on a Sabbath night a group of orthodox Jews were driving home from the synagogue through a very crowded black Harlem. Senile old Grandfather was in the back seat and in a happy holiday zeal he rolls down the window and screams, “HAPPY HANUKAH, NIGGASS!!!!” The rest of the Jews look at him in a state of shock and senile old Granpa says, “What? Did I say something??”
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A nun, a rabbi and a fanatic, orthodox, Islamic transvestite are in a rowboat stranded at sea and the rabbi says, “If we have to be in this boat much longer I hope you brought your strap-on suicide bomb with you” and the nun says, “You would have said the same thing if Jesus was in this boat with us, you dirty Jew!” The fanatic orthodox Islamic transvestite is so shocked by what he hears that, by mistake, he pushes the detonator button
The End
