Yesterday I was at a major chain store and I sometimes have a hobby. I eat some junk food at a major chain store then walk around for about a half an hour. When my digestional tract starts to react to the junk food poison I find empty aisles and, as a token of gratitude, I leave trails of farts up and down the empty aisles.
Well, yesterday I was at K-mart getting ready to buy something to eat at their junk food stand. An employee walked up to the other side of the counter and asked me, “Can I help you?” I said to myself, “That is the scrawniest, homeliest, ugliest woman I have ever seen.” Then I looked down at her name tag. Her name was…Michael
